1. honeybruh:

    sisterofsteam:

    fourtygay:

    aniseandspearmint:

    jeza-red:

    skidar:

    nichaelforyou:

    put it back and lets pretend this never existed

    Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

    Christ

    That’s a lot of nuggets right there

    can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

    Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
    PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
    These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
    Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 


    I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

    Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

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    (Source: scienceplus2ch.com)

  2. gallusrostromegalus:

    the-scarlet-spider:

    braincoins:

    freshfriedtrash:

    skazuhira-miller:

    glenjamin-danzig:

    who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

    scientist: (gazing up at space) 
    scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

    NO

    YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

    ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

    When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

    THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

    I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

    “I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

    But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

    okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

    I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

    See this beautiful creature?

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    It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

    You wanna know what they called it?

    PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

    Good job, marine biologists.

    (Source: friend-called-boxcar)

  3. Slightly uncomfortable dump

    totallynotfabianschwartz:

    ayusaurus:

    catchymemes:

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    OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

    The truest cursed post

  4. thickneyspears:

    September 30th

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    October 1st

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  5. hranuspeaks:

    fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

    IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

    i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

  6. confessionistt:

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  7. thereinthedistance:
“Zendaya at the 2015 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Los Angles (March 2015).
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    thereinthedistance:

    Zendaya at the 2015 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Los Angles  (March 2015). 

  8. dailylovato:

    Demi Lovato photographed by Tesh for Cosmopolitan.

  9. (Source: hsnccarsbending)

  10. chrjshemsworth:

    every single STAN LEE cameo in the marvel cinematic universe (MCU)

  11. Marvel Comics Giant Stan Lee Has Died

    buzzfeed:

    Stan Lee, the comic book writer and co-creator of nearly every legendary Marvel character, has died, multiple media outlets reported Monday. He was 95.

    Lee was rushed to the hospital from his home in Los Angeles early in the morning, Variety reported. His cause of death was not released and his representative did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

    During his eight-decade career, Lee was a pioneer of geek fandom, co-creating a long list of beloved comic book characters in the Marvel Universe, including Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, the X-Men, the Hulk, Thor, Black Panther, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, and Ant-Man.

    Continue reading.

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